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My mind is like an internet browser. 20 tabs open. 4 of them are always frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
2018-07-15 00:00:00 +0000

Odd that horrible and terrible mean the same thing, while horrific and terrific are opposites.
2018-07-06 00:00:00 +0000

泣いて叫ばな、気づいえ貰えん。
2018-05-25 00:00:00 +0000

$5 for a cup of coffee? Sure. $5 for a burger? Yep. $25 for a t-shirt? Fair. $75/month for cable? Duh. $800 for a phone: Obviously. $5/year to upgrade a 100% free app & support a crew of indie developers: WHAT THE FUCK, I’M NOT MADE OF MONEY, I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED, ONE-STAR.
2018-03-20 00:00:00 +0000

can someone who knows about cybersecurity please help me? https://t.co/ebVGAYya0d
2018-01-01 00:00:00 +0000

OH “The problem isn’t that we don’t have too few people, the problem is that we have too many priorities.”
2016-07-28 00:00:00 +0000

“We’re capable of discerning far more than we’re capable of articulating.”
2015-10-21 00:00:00 +0000

Our Blessed Homeland’ (my cartoon for yesterday’s @guardianreview)
2015-03-01 00:00:00 +0000

Before you switch a developer from the thing they’re working on to another thing, pretend that it’s a 2h drive to the other job, + 2h back.
2014-07-30 00:00:00 +0000

So many job ads for code ninjas, wizards, and warriors… but none for clerics. This is why your entire startup is going to get eaten.
2014-03-22 00:00:00 +0000

Man wearing Google Glass breaks window after walking into it while watching YouTube on El Camino Real near Calderon Ave.
2013-08-02 00:00:00 +0000

Sometimes my headphone jack screws up, and, for a brief moment, the coffee shop I’m in becomes a little more METAL.
2011-12-30 00:00:00 +0000

A philosophy I’ve become increasingly adherent to: If it’s not in a ticket, it doesn’t exist.
2011-04-27 00:00:00 +0000

OH: “We’re all too fat to be a Lean Startup.”
2010-01-23 00:00:00 +0000

Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.
2009-11-05 00:00:00 +0000